Saturday, August 03, 2013

For those of you interested in body swapping (MH & EAH bodies, primarily)

If you're like me and you want to add new characters to your MH or EAH world, you might like to keep your dolls' bodies similar.

As for MH, there are so many variations you can find of nude doll bodies....and with all the new characters released, it makes it a little more difficult.  (At least for me anyway.)  But suppose you want to have twin ghouls, for instance and you think about checking out a site such as aliexpress.com to get some cheap MH  dolls.

Whoa there, pardner.  There's a few things you need to know first.
FIRST, as most of you know, there are probably hundreds of knockoffs on aliexpress made with cheap Bratz bodies.  Those are useless unless you want them for the heads or clothing.

Then there are the knockoffs that LOOK pretty good, but upon getting them you discover their bodies and hair are really poor quality.  Case in point:  aliexpress has tons of "Dark Queen" dolls.  These dolls sometimes wear knockoffs of MH outfits.  They look decent in the pics.  I purchased a set just to see if they were any good.


They're not.  The clothes are OK, but look as if they were made hurriedly, and sadly probably by child labor.  (Makes me wonder if those kids sewing them had a boss with a whip in hand, telling them to work faster.)  They're articulated, but the wrists do not bend like regular MH ones do. The joints are loose and swingy.  There is no way these dolls can hold a pose.  The heads are slightly smaller and are held in place via a built-in peg on the neck.  They have the typical ball joint neck knob.  Also, the shoes they come with are glued on and even those resemble dollar store shoes made with the cheap plastic. Nothing fancy.  So overall, if you want them anyway just for the clothes try and get them as cheap as possible, because those are all about they're good for.

OK, so those are a no go for replacement bodies.  What about the sellers offering nude headless MH bodies for cheap on aliexpress? 

     Caveat emptor!

When shopping for these, LOOK CAREFULLY at the pics.  Make sure you can see the feet.  (That is, unless you want your MH ghouls to have what I call "Barbie Feet Syndrome" meaning they have tiny Barbie size feet.)  Those Chinese toymakers sure are clever, they managed to whittle down MH feet to Barbie size!  There are a few listings for the nude dolls with the tiny feet and if you don't check them out completely before hitting "purchase", you could be misled.  Fortunately, there are also a couple listings on there for nude dolls with the correct size feet. So always CHECK THE PICTURES.

That's about it for MH bodies.  Now onto doing body swaps to add new characters to your EAH curriculum.

OK, first we already know EAH is still fairly new so the odds of getting some nude bodies for head/body swaps is low.  Also, the nude dolls out there are running about $20 to $30 each before shipping, and who wants to pay that much unless you have to?  Not me.  I also already know that EAH bodies are different from MH in that the waistlines aren't so narrow and the heads are pretty wide.   But I can't be picky just yet.  So, I went back to good ol' aliexpress to see what they offered.

There's no EAH dolls or knockoff on there yet, but there are Bratzillaz knockoffs on MH bodies!  What a neat concept!
This gives new meaning to the term Freaky Fab!
I can honestly say I'm not into the Bratzillaz dolls, because they all share the same head mold and there's no diversity.  So for me I'd think nothing of decapitating this girl's head, using her clothes, and transplanting a different head (which for me might be a Fairy Tale High one) on there. BUT.....
LOOK AT THE PICTURE AGAIN.

Notice anything wrong?
Here's a better view of the problem with this doll.
  Dang you Chinese manufacturers!
I know it's kinda hard to tell, but these dolls appear to share the SAME WHITTLED DOWN FEET as their MH knockoff counterparts!  MH does not have shoes in this style but BARBIE does.  Those Chinese would never go to the trouble of enlarging (?) the molds of such nice Barbie shoes to fit the big MH feet.   Nor would they come up with a unique new MH shoe.  If I ever see a listing for "Bratzillaz nude" on aliexpress with these bodies, I will share it here so you can see.

GRRRRRRRRR!  Strike 2 in my quest for replacement bods.  OK, one last try.

These would almost work, but the twisted legs indicate swingy limbs.
Now THESE girls might have the proper size feet.  It's hard to tell, since the shoes do look like they could be for MH feet, but I don't know.  The wrists might be articulated, but again it's hard to tell.  However, since some of them have their legs twisted, this is a sign the joints are loose on the doll.  I *MIGHT* try to buy just ONE doll with these just to see.  I really don't want to buy a set of them only to discover they have Barbie Feet Syndrome.  So, stay tuned.  Meanwhile, if any of you HAVE bought this particular doll with these shoes, let me know!

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